"What time is this thing of yours?"
"8 am until 5."
"It's already 8:30."
"Fashionably late."
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"Are you even sure it's today?"
"Of course I am! I wrote it on my planner ages ago, April 1."
"PATRICIA TODAY IS MARCH 31!"
"OH SHIT!!1"
"DON'T CURSE!"
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"I'm going to make up for this big time, I swear
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