To Do List Of Doom

[antarctico]

Thursday, while making a brave effort to cull through the mountain of accumulated personal crap in in my home office, I found this intriguing to do list from several years ago in a spiral bound stenographer's pad:

Shit to Take

• Guns
  
• Ammo
  
• Ear Plugs
  
• Camera
  
• Film
  
• Duct Tape
  
• Pocket Saw
  
• Hammer
  
• Blood
  
• Staple Gun?
  
• Poles
  
• Twine
  
• Night Clothes
  

Sinister, yes? :

Comments

[jonparker]

Ah yes, I miss Psychoburbia too.

[antarctico]

If this was a Psychourbia list, I would need to have included angst, heartbreak, and vomit. Oh, and Vampire The Eternal Hassle.

[cweaselle]

I'm not sure I want to know what you would do with all that.

[antarctico]

It was good wholesome all-american fun, legal in every state in the union but not the in the District of Columbia. :)

[cweaselle]

I didn't say it wasn't legal. I just said I didn't want to know what it was for. ;p

[mark_argent]

This was for the Sin City Reenactment Society, yes?

[antarctico]

No, but what a very interesting idea!

[joanarkham]

My only question is why you were unsure about the staple gun.

[redsteve]

Uncertainty about the target having enough loose skin for the staple gun to be useful as a restraint device?

[antarctico]

You don't want to be weighted down with too much gear, man. You got to keep it light and mobile.

[antarctico]

Fail -- This was my list for a day at the free gun range in West By-God-Virginnie with pastor_saturn. All this shit was for tacking up targets and the blood was a couple gallons of fake blood I filled soda bottles with and filed Poe with: