I saw a stranger's penis today. An African-American penis. I didn't seek out this penis, or welcome it when it was offered for inspection, but the fact remains that I had it brought to my attention in a most unsettling manner ( Read more... )

Do you ever live YEARS of your life, only to discover at the end of them that you have come full circle and ended up in the same place you began? It's very discouraging. Re: Hollister, CA and BR ( Read more... )

Black Adder.

Black Adder!!!!!!!!!

Am I the only person who finds the timing of this tough new stance Bush is taking against "earmarks" rather suspicious? Fancy that, fancy that. These "special interest items...often slipped into bills at the last hour" are now openly frowned upon by the president, just as control of congress shifts to his opposing party. Hmm ( Read more... )

I got SENT HOME from work today. Had quite the altercation with James the Douche and he sent me home. It was basically an argument on whether I am required to stay after my assigned shift ends on his whim. He claimed I had to stay as long as he needed me. I informed him I was off at seven and was leaving at seven. He said no, I was leaving ( Read more... )

I quit banaaaana, i quit banaaaaaaaaaanaaaaaa! wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel drunk on account of it. Even though I'm not.

Cut a piece out of the back of the scalp, then place the piece under a microscope and harvest hair follicles individually. Implant follicles in patient's eye lids. The patient then has head hair growing out of their eye lids, and thus must comb and trim hairs regularly after the procedure heals.

I make no comment.

Proper source citation: scourge of Joanna's academic career.

MLA, Chicago, AAPA, AJPA. I hate them all.

Our hew head of store is widely believed to be a bitch from hell. We have this running joke of asking, whenever we get a new manager, how long we think they'll last. Never over 6 months. We've had something like 12 managers in that store over the past year, 4 of which were heads of store. Apparently, she heard about that and told one of my co- ( Read more... )

This is my theory ( Read more... )