omg my mom just did the gayest thing "hey anthony tomarrow lets just jump in the car and drive straight to florida" me: "aww sweet fuck yeah" so i go home me and mom are packin and we want to leave around 6'30 in mornin ish so we get the car packed then me: "FUCK ME, i fucking have to watch andis dog fuuuuuuuuuuck" my moms like its okay i didnt
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