So, the little British boy Pip is here now, too.

Please come over sometime, Pip. I would love to play fireworks with you again.

What I got all of you for Christmas ( Read more... )

I would like to know who put this damned mistletoe all over MY room? What makes you think that I, the Prince of Darkness, celebrate Christmas?

Good thing I have a lighter.

I shall see you in Hell, mistletoe! Well, if plants actually had an afterlife, anyways.

...why isn't this stuff burning?

WHAT?!

It appears as though most of my powers are gone! Infidels of this damned city, ye shall depart from this world into everlasting fire, surrounded by nothing but weeping and gnashing of teeth!

Your organs shall be devoured by worms, and whatever power over me you hold here shall be no more!

...Oh, and, has anyone seen my pet? I've been ( Read more... )

Well, here I am being the new kid again. Might as well get the introduction over with ( Read more... )