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[anticornfields]

I hate how when you go tanning, your boobs are the first to burn because they've, like, never seen the light of day.

I can download either Beethoven's Fifth or the Halloween theme song to set as the ringtone when my mother calls my cellphone. Any preference among you all? ;]

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[undeniablynikki]

Mother...should be the Friday the 13th theme. Brother would be Halloween theme song.

And boobs need that rosy complexion.

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[anticornfields]

Lovely advice. And yes, the power of tanned boobs is much underrated!

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[undeniablynikki]

...crazed serial killer neighbour would be Nightmare on Elm Street...

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[anticornfields]

Unfortunately, I haven't yet given my crazed serial killer neighbor my cellphone number. Although maybe I should. Just to get the ringtone and all.

[blueskylitstar]

LOL...ya they are!
My friends just recently convinced me to go tanning...the first time wasn't that bad, then the second time I burned my boobs and my back...bad for girl that really needs to wear a bra!

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[anticornfields]

:X Maybe we should create a support group?

[imwandering]

I dotn burn too badly. yay

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[anticornfields]

Yay! Your breasts are lucky to be grilled, rather than battered and fried to a crispy golden hue. Congrats :]

[wunderaliceland]

Halloween! Thats a great one!

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[anticornfields]

Indeed. Other good ones include the Sex and the City theme song, along with a porn movie bass line with an overlapping voice that says, "Incoming Booty Call."

[live2love]

the ass burns too...trust me