RASBERRY, GRAPE, CHERRY, COME AND GET THIS YUMMY YUM. I think that's how the song goes. HEYO! I HAVEN'T WRITTEN IN FOREVER!!! I got promoted at Old Navy, supervisor, people are being total fucking assholes about it, but you know what, I ain't goin' anywhere mother f, get used to it! I have a lot to talk about, but don't have time.

Wow, so hey? Haven't done this shit in ages. I just noticed this "Other posting options" jammy, and realized that I can basically talk too my computer and you can listen to it. What in the holy fuck? How lazy can a person be?

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Last thursday, in my college class that I paid $189 for, I made the following out of playdoh that my teacher gave me:


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Is baby talk really necessary?
What purpose does an exhaust tip actually serve, except for making the most annoying noise on earth?
Where all the white women at?
Why is my raise only going to be 25 cents and I've been there a year?
Is my boss flexible enough to fuck himself?

Today's gas station experience has left me feeling nothing less than digusting. Let's begin. I'm pumping my gas, and I decide to wash my windows with the squeegy. That was obviously my first mistake. I grip onto it, and dunk it in. I proceed to wash my back window. Something smells a little funky, but I think nothing of it, because I figure ( Read more... )

I absolutely love my new job. So, now I work at Old Navy (bbbbbllllahhh gayyyy, the discount at Banana/Gap/Old Navy rules though), and an Acupuncture/Massage therapy office as the receptionist. Cheri got me the job, she's the massage therapist, and my boss is the acupuncturist. Dude is a weirdo, but the funny kind. Imagine being in a massage ( Read more... )

Today I was in the pool with my mom and sister and we were horsing around. Just as I was about to go under water, my sister says to my mom, "I don't know what I'd do without her". She doesn't know that I heard it, but I did. That meant a lot to me because my sister has never said anything like that in the 19 years I've known her. I don't think ( Read more... )

Man, I just can't fucking WIN!!!!!IKASJLDFLKJAS. Dicks, an entire lake full.

So, I was feeling like shit last night and my good friend Tofu thought a freestyle rap battle would cheer me up. She's run run fat boy, and I'm morgan b ggs. Now remember, she's a tiny little vietnamese girl, and I'm white as fuck. (There was conversation between the "rhyming" but I cut it out so we could get straight down to the battle, ahhaa ( Read more... )

So, I've finally come to the realization that my dad is a complete piece of shit. Today was the straw that broke the camel's back. I held him in the highest regard for the longest period of time, and I don't even know why. Now it's like my sister and I are "out of sight, out of mind" with him. It's like this, he'll go see Diana's (his wife, my ( Read more... )