are you the north pole? my compass has a total boner for you

[antigravitylove]

the taxman realized he raped me a little too violently last year and decided to make up for it by sending me 562 dollars. thanks taxman! too bad most of that bread went towards making an overdrafted-bank-account sandwich. bank of america has been calling me for two months, without fail, everyday at eight in the morning, demanding money that i don't

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[kasmoie]

SCIENTIST PARTY!! wooo! I will blow minds with my sheer nerdyness. It will be my time to shine and finally be embraced by the people who have teased, wedgied, and farted upon me.

[kasmoie]

nerdXcore

[antigravitylove]

who farted on you? this seems especially rude to me!

[kasmoie]

[antigravitylove]

this melting bunny broke my heart, kosta. thanks a lot

[kasmoie]

oh and just for good measure I'll live you a fourth comment.

[antigravitylove]

come may 22nd, it's this girl

[awkwardpie]

snack or brunch! snack or brunch!

[antigravitylove]

boozey brunch