did anyone ask america in 2000 if we were ready for a moron?

[antigravitylove]

dear G-Dub

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[comeuppances]

"mama needs a new pair of let's get drunk in san francisco"

I ♥ you.

[antigravitylove]

baby, if you really want to prove your internet heart to me, you will travel 3000 miles and join me in my northern california debauchery!

[strokethecandle]

Hrmf,I was claimed because I went to school last semester.I get nada,my mom already get's $400 back so she's out like what $200.So I still hate the man.

[antigravitylove]

trust me, i hate him too since most of the people i know who need this money the most won't be getting it. god bless america!

[strokethecandle]

In the words of george bush in Harold and Kumar 2 "You can love your country but you don't have to love your government" (or bush) so it's all good

[goodbyeforever]

it must be really great to be an american.

[antigravitylove]

probably not as great as it is to be joe stone.

where have you been in my life? i hope i see you before i leave

[outboundlight]

Surely America must owe me 600 dollars for something?

Hell, for five hundred y'all can have your stupid looking Bill Clinton monument thing from city hall back.

[antigravitylove]

i will talk to georgie about it. we are very close; i gave him the finger at the 2005 inauguration, our eyes met....we've been in love ever since.

[awakened_breath]

wait till he asks for it back, with interest.

haha

[antigravitylove]

if i spend it all on booze, hopefully i'll be dead before he has a chance to take it away from me.

also, a bird just flew head first into my window.