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antigravitylove

your highness, i beg you, PLEASE don't fingerbang that manatee

May 15, 2009 09:29

good morning, journal. what's the good word? i apologize i've been neglecting you for.... ten months. i'd like to say that this entry, here on may 15, 2009, is my first step towards remedying our relationship, but i couldn't lie to you like that. we've been through too much. i want very much for us to be friends again, but you know me; i am ( Read more... )

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outboundlight May 15 2009, 18:29:18 UTC

I pretty much went to a school like that. Only catch is, I came out the other end with a Film degree.

1998 Ben Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms!

antigravitylove May 15 2009, 20:28:32 UTC

a film degree is actually what i'd eventually go for. i'd go to your alma mater, but i'm pretty sure they wouldn't like me much in europe. not completely certain who "they" are, but i am confident in my loath-ability.

outboundlight May 16 2009, 01:14:02 UTC

Well Britain and Ireland don't really count as "Europe" and Northern Ireland doesn't even really count as Britain or Ireland so you might be safe

iphisol May 15 2009, 18:41:58 UTC

If they called it a punk rock scavenger hunt, looked for things like 'hundred+ pound piece of shrapnel' and 'cat,' and let you drink whiskey, I would go on an adult scavenger hunt.

antigravitylove May 15 2009, 20:32:19 UTC

i'm was pretty loaded on jimmy beam when he told me about it, but he described it as somehow involving presidential crossword puzzles in order to get to the next clue. but, you present a solid idea, and i will have to agree that i too would go on an adult scavenger hunt if it involved those things. that's not really saying much though, as i would probably show up at a klan meeting if they promised free whiskey

nebula1500 May 15 2009, 20:21:12 UTC

I will make a school like that, just for you, because I want it to exist.

antigravitylove May 15 2009, 20:40:28 UTC

i think a lot of people out there would really appreciate it.
"what are you studying in grad school?"
"the post-modern effects of herman munster on contemporary society."
"that definitely makes no sense"
"it doesn't matter, i'm wasted."

also! did you know i was born in nashville? cause i was! i was supposed to go for a visit in march but was brutally rebuffed by my bank account. i'll be there in the fall though with my sister. let's get inappropriately drunk together!

nebula1500 May 15 2009, 20:42:38 UTC

Woo! I remember you said a while ago you were coming here (that's what she said), but then I forgot when it was supposed to be.

So that sounds like a plan. "Inappropriately" is the only kinda drunk I get!

comeuppances May 15 2009, 22:26:47 UTC

A man ordering a mai tai? Lame!

And prosty?!????? A+

antigravitylove May 16 2009, 17:47:54 UTC

right?! there are very few scenarios where i feel it's appropriate to order a mai tai, and none of them involve having a dick.

also, i moved in with this newlywed couple and even though i've never met you, i am convinced they are the san francisco version of you and yo' man. even got two tiny dogs and a tuxedo cat!

comeuppances May 16 2009, 18:01:19 UTC

WHAT?!?! Jealous.

I wish we were the San Francisco version of us! Living with you.

antigravitylove May 17 2009, 01:22:33 UTC

you should come to califorina! we are very nice here. i am also just a few blocks away from a bar that hosts skee ball tournaments

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latindevil May 16 2009, 12:05:33 UTC

the school is called the central school of speech and drama in london.

antigravitylove May 16 2009, 17:49:04 UTC

do they offer a course explaining why when a vampire and a frankenstein mate, it creates a werewolf?