my grammy never gave gifts, she was too busy getting raped by cossacks

[antigravitylove]

so i've been seeing this dude for a few weeks and last night decided to break if off basically because he is lame and i am awesome. i did not say this during said break up, but i'm pretty sure he knew that was the reason. he came over after work bearing spinach knishes that his mother made. the knishes i can get behind, but the 31 year old man

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[kasmoie]

we dont talk enough.

[antigravitylove]

i agree whole heartedly

[syllabicate]

i would have given you the knishes.

you're my hero.

[antigravitylove]

girl, i would never break up with you