"Guess what I just found out? Looks like I'm not as toothless as you thought, sweetheart."

[antilifequation]

i am sixteen years old with 5 days to go until i'll never be denied entry to an r-rated film at any cinema lame enough to check on shit like that.  my mind swells with possibilities.  i've been seeing this girl a couple of years younger than me and earlier in the night we made out drunk at some nature center or park or something in the south park

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Brilliant.

[cardiocentric]

Read the entire thing. AI PAPI those sex scenes were graphic!
I hate my mother too.

Re: Brilliant.

[antilifequation]

i'm flattered that you pored over my ramble. i'm much better at scripting dialogue (a la comic book format, of course) than prose, truth be told. but you were right about blogging being cathartic. i badly needed something to keep the rust out of my writing toolbox. indeed, i was a pervert from a very young age. i think it led to promiscuity in my adolescence and adulthood. also, a jaded cynicism and dissatisfaction for sex. my libido is kind of squashed lately but i'm betting earth fare has some kind of vitamin supplement for that. probably some oedipal warping from my dreadful madre played a part...

[forceasmile]

i tried your craigslist link and it took me to your gay erotic services ad? i thought it was supposed to have something to do with sam.

[antilifequation]

i saw that hers had been flagged for removal, but it didn't have anything to do with my gay ads. i always, always, ALWAYS make sure my face doesn't show in my pictures for my personals. i use an alternate email and a prepaid cell for all contact information. i can't get these boys to quit falling in love with me so i have to be discreet. it's a shame they can't learn to draw the line. i try my best not to get their hopes up and clearly tag all of my ads "gay for pay". it's not a passion and it doesn't get me through the night. it's just a job to me.