Alcoholic White Trash Lesbian Fist Magnet

[antipholus]

I came to Vancouver to start a new life drink myself to death on my Credit Card, and my Credit Card is all used up and I'm left with the leftover cash from my new day-job. Which is the same as my old day-job in London, which is fucking hilarious.

Because I came to Canada thinking: I can do ANYTHING!And I'm formatting Word documents. That's as

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[achadachad]

is she more charming than *long acronym for a past experience* ?

[antipholus]

Let's just hope she's not AWTLFM!

[antipholus]

Although on second thoughts...

[elethe]

Give my regards to Burrard Street!

[antipholus]

I will indeed! I cross Burrard Bridge every morning and the view is just awesome. Of course, Yuk Yuk's is also on Burrard Street. They'll book me soon enough I'm sure. Funny little fucker I am.

[stevegreen]

It's very easy to fall head over heels in lust with every single waitress in Vancouver. Notwithstanding the fact that she wants her tip, every waitress in Vancouver is either gorgeous or charming or a charming combination of both.

Sadly, that city is no longer on my itinerary.

[antipholus]

Then I presume it once was? Beautiful city, eh? (See, I'm learning the local lingo already!)

[a_lost_marianne]

Hey hey!

I think that you have changed your mobile number (you should have at least) so not sending you a text this year, and I am not sure if I still have your email adress......

but

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Lots and lots of love from me and Liam

[antipholus]

Thank you very much. I went to the aquarium but didn't get there in time. So had another smoke. I also had the most amazing cheeseburger ever.

[achadachad]

belated happy birthday Rob

Thimunn sends his bethst wisthes too

[antipholus]

Thimunn can f*lch my p*umnugget! Cheers!