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Moderate Extremists
The political representatives who have steadily and relentlessly dismantled our fundamental civil liberties in the name of fighting Islamic terrorism are now using our taxes to arm and fund Islamic terrorists in Syria and Iraq. Their actions are paramount war crimes in international law and treasonous in domestic law ( Read more... ) -
David Cameron Fucked A Pig
So, David Cameron fucked a pig ( Read more... ) -
David Cameron is a Murderer
David Cameron is a murderer ( Read more... ) -
Rootin' for Putin
I didn't think that it was possible for me to be more ashamed of being British than I already am! I mean - this past year, I've also had to deal with being ashamed to be Canadian, and that's a most unusual experience. Not just for me - for all Canadians ( Read more... ) -
Chickenshit Conformity
(Regular readers of this blog should be forewarned that the following post contains gratuitous, and entirely unnecessary, usage of the word 'cunt'.)
As I see it, there are two types of "political correctness". There's "not being a cunt" to someone because they're different to you. And, then, there's "aggressively taking offence on behalf of ( Read more... ) -
To Inanity And Beyond!
Earlier this autumn, a man successfully landed a rocket on a comet. Amazing! Something nobody has ever done before. And did we celebrate this? Did we take advantage of this event to meditate on our place in the cosmos? Did we dream of what else we could achieve and where to go next ( Read more... ) -
Confession
For many years now, I have hidden a terrible secret. From friends and enemies alike, this has been fiercely-guarded knowledge. But, sometimes, the judicial leaking of information helps the war effort. So, lend me your ears and hear this: I like Gwyneth Paltrow ( Read more... ) -
Arrest Extremists!
In front of the United Nations, David Cameron has called for people who question the clearly-nonsense narrative of the 9/11 commission report to be treated as 'extremists ( Read more... ) -
The Heart-warming Tale of Chicory Camp Coffee
In the year of our Lord 1876, the good people of Scotland decided that their contribution to world cuisine was insufficiently disgusting and, thus, they invented Chicory Camp Coffee ( Read more... ) -
It Has Happened Here
It couldn't has happened here. At the beginning of this month I placed a bet with a colleague that, by the end of September, Obama will have declared martial law due to Ebola. (I was determined to have at least some fun with Ebola ( Read more... )