chicago's neat, but it doesn't have gazebos hidden in forests like antioch does, even though im refering to fox lake. whatever.

i had a dream last night i was checking this livejournal, and considering the infrequency of my updating and checking this beast, i was quite concerned when i found i had seven new comments on my most recent entry about me moving to bridgeport. fucking fungus, man.

my new essence is leaking from bridgeport.
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i am not a cop.

last night i saw a kid have a seizure at a party divided into three zones. major buzzkill.

its all about the things that go bump in the night, boom boom. its all about the fish floating in the proverbial sea, see, its all about the turds in the toilet, the metaphors and their extensions. the global warming scare and being scared of heat. melting cheese in the microwave and peeps exploding elsewhere on their own. crack, smack, smurfs and ( Read more... )

wait what happened to all the noise inbetween all that static?

rollin my own cigarettes while readin' up on speed reading because the linguistics book i read really had nothing to offer other than the oppurtunity to speak a thousand languages. so i bought a teach yourself russian kit for christmas but im tryin to learn french. for the record, life is good and i am bald without eyebrows and shit. but you ( Read more... )

so when kevin and i decided to shave our heads and eyebrows more or less to the skin, yeah, thats a fine example of me making a very poor life decision. my mommas not going to like this one, not this close to christmas and family time.

numb.