18:29 Bromantic dinner/restaurant night in Ptux with @jesusdrank, @schweff2, @carrieDOLL16, and @emilymyers. #

13:46 Eskimo Ethnography = best class ever. Today we finished up with a discussion of gambling and how to beat the system. #

13:47 Even better than the gambling: Prof Fisher getting annoyed at people for not being able to properly flip a ( Read more... )

19:38 Double dirty chai, pumpkin spice latte, and blackout poetry with Caleb. #
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17:18 I love it when my Uncle Mike calls me randomly just to say hello and see how I'm doing. Best relative ever. #

20:54 Eating a grilled cheese with a dead bird isn't enough to hold me over all day; going on a Chipotle run with @__surrah and Molly Groo. #

23:37 "Dude did you look up Towelie yet?" ~everyone in this room has asked shawn this ( Read more... )

14:15 Sitting in P-tux eating a grilled cheese. There's a dead bird on the window ledge keeping me company. #
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20:05 You do not leave your child in a cart in the middle of a wal-mart! #

20:52 The smell of fall, so crisp it burns, makes me nostalgic for something I can't quite remember. #
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14:25 Last night was a long dream. This is a text I sent to some friends: "I feel like I'm on a different planet stuck in a bowl of jello". #
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19:18 Visiting Tia with @_surrah is so much more productive than studying for my 8am test tomorrow. Obviously. #

23:09 Fml I am doing the worst job ever at studying for this exam...going for a drive with @schweff2, @_surrah, @jesusdrank, and Carrie. #

23:47 "That was the nicest gas station bathroom I've ever been in, usually you're like, "Goddamn ( Read more... )

23:03 Double bro: A bro riding a longboard while holding a second longboard in his hands. #
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22:31 Don't want to get out of my car bc I've fallen in love with the XM radio I have until the end of the month. I can't let it go to waste! #

01:37 I would sit in bed and contemplate the effectiveness of saran wrap if a guy didn't have a condom on him. Typical. #

01:38 "Once I tried to convince myself that 'stop' was not a word" ~@schweff2 #

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13:51 Just walked past a girl asking her friend, "Do you ever wonder what your voice sounds like to other people?" Me: YES #
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