18:11 Fall means that whenever I go outside, even just for a minute, my hair will smell like burning leaves. #

20:22 "I had to have sex with him again just so he would shut up" #

00:16 I just saw some trees and thought they were people. #

09:09 I had the most surreal experience ever this morning and I still can't tell if I had it when I was asleep ( Read more... )

00:10 The pumpkin shake from McDonald's tastes just as good when I'm sober. #
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17:39 If I were a pokemon, I would be a lapras. Who wants a ride? #

19:28 "if you were wasted and had vomit dripping out of your mouth...it'd be a pose" ~ Zach #

19:45 TGI Friday's for Carrie's birthday. <3 #

19:54 Learning the proper way to open an umbrella thanks to Zack and Nick. ("Push and shake") #

20:49 Still waiting for a seat...some man ( Read more... )

16:06 "Only in the Rainbow Lounge can Farmville turn dirty and sexual" ~ Molly Groo #

16:50 Rainbow Lounge singalong to the Spice Girls...that's just how we do. #
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01:43 Funniest drive-thru experience of my life omg #

01:49 Words cannot describe how good this pumpkin shake is. Also, "we just did a McDonalds lottery" according to Molly Groo. #
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17:32 I love the people who work in susq. I got two whole pickles as a side for my sandwich...so many pickle jokes. #

08:48 "The little greenies jump off the tree and zap me in the eyeballs" ~ Professor Speer #

09:07 Just spent 5 minutes trying to sleuth out why campus smells like absolute shit today...then I saw the septic tank truck outside the ( Read more... )

22:06 Peterson Toscano is a beautiful man. It feels good to be an ally. Happy National Coming Out Week! #
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19:08 Paranormal Activity is the first 'scary movie' that honestly scared me. #
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18:59 Driving up to Lineboro with Jen and @firstful for a haunted hayride/house. The sunset is gorgeous and this little town is adorable! #

19:27 Watching a six door cadillac with '01' painted on the side jump the curb a million times in an attempt to do a 3-point turn. #

19:58 Just asked for directions at a gas station. "If you cross the train ( Read more... )

21:10 Going on a Starbucks quest so I can a) continue to procrastinate & b) stay the hell awake to work on a class website and a thesis/outline. #

05:13 Why the hell is it necessary to have a fire alarm at 5am when I am trying to SLEEP?! #

15:59 I have the worst luck with: not getting lost, getting to places on time, getting this catscan!! Fml. #
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