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IVE DONE 107 OF THE 145 DUMBEST THINGS
This would be way more entertaining if most of these things were actually stupid and not just cheesy. Building a sandcastle, for example is not stupid. Stupid is getting so piss drunk at a bar that the entertainer, Shawn Mullins, sees fit to walk to somewhere safe and you elect for the hotel where your equally drunk English professor just headed, ( Read more... ) -
Like Being Twenty Again...And Not in Good Way
When I was twenty, within about 3 months, I got both scarlet fever and kidney stones. A few of you will remember this fondly, as that was when you all went to see "Tank Girl" without me. (You know who you are ( Read more... ) -
On Sex Education and Underachivement (Unrelated...)
First, in Mommy news, Atticus and I had One Of Those Conversations in the B&N bathroom today. To set the scene, I am on the potty and Atticus is in his stroller ( Read more... ) -
I Must Be Old
I came to the conclusion tonight that my generation, the XY generation if you will (not quite old enough to be X but not into videogames enough to be a Y...) were the last group of kids to be able to be cool without tryingwaytoofuckinghard ( Read more... ) -
The Dildo Diaries
This one goes out to all my friends in, from, and perplexed by the Great State of Texas.
Is is just me, or does Molly Ivins look more like Stan Freberg every day? I love the woman, but damn... -
Kinky, Racism, and the Immigration Problem as I See It
There are some icky allegations about Kinky Friedman, Candidate of Candidates, being a racist. This is, flat out, something the Rebublicans have pulled out of their asses to make knee-jerk liberals who aren't really paying attention say, "Oh, hell. I guess I can't vote for him." Left-wingers of the Lone Star State, do not fall for this bullcrap ( Read more... ) -
Lame Brownie Point Attempt of the Day
So I mentioned WWII in passing to my 7th grade class and one of them said, quite sincerely, "Miss, did you know that before World War II there was a war called World War I?"
No! I had no idea! Thank you for calling that to my attention, Sweetie. I should look into that right away, seeing as how I'm a history teacher and all. ...but what I said was ( Read more... ) -
But I Don't Know What to Do With These Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs
So by now you've all heard about the Celebrity Lookalike thingamajig at www.myheritage.com, I'm sure (and thanks to Pat for posting his - reminded me to give it a shot ( Read more... ) -
Long Time, No See
...and nothing of note, really, to report. We've had a couple of busy weeks getting moved into the apartment, school started again, the rain-rain-rain came down-down-down, etcetera.
In short, I'm still here, it's 1:15AM, and why I'm attempting to blog in the first place is completely beyond me.
