I thought I'd do something semi-creative this past week, so I made a quiz. Feel free to take it:
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=2200294663493996755

Oh yah! I forgot this thing exists ( Read more... )

So I'm back from NYC and I decided that I might write some more Anwarisms. This one is short though ( Read more... )

So, I had the strangest dream/nightmare that I've ever had in my entire life. I'm dreaming that I'm walking around my house and I go downstairs to the kitchen. I suddenly see my sister there and she very calmly says, "Boo." To which I respond with a very loud scream. Suddenly I realize that I am actually awake and still screaming. I woke up ( Read more... )

Sorry, no Anwarisms for a few day, but I had a few observations about livejournal and it's memebrs that I thought I'd share with you. (I'll add to this list as I notice more ( Read more... )

Everyone who is famous now will be forgotten. Perhaps the occasional Tiger Woods or Michael Jordan will be remembered for a few years longer than you. But if you want everyone to remember you in 500 years, you better start working on refining your hopeless pathetic little life. Every Woods, Jordan, or Gallagher will be eventually be proceeded by ( Read more... )

Hi, my name is Anwar.
Oh, so is this your first time in America?

Wrong.

Hi, my name is Alex Trebek.
Who is Alex Trebek?

Wrong again.

Assuming that most people are somewhat similar, then you can infer that everything you

Parenting is tough these days. The days feel shorter, kids grow up fast. And there

Anwarism # 6: You are not in the mafia.

If you have ever been in a car and there was a dead person in the trunk, you can stop reading.

Lucca Brazzi sleeps with the fishes. And I

So it has come to the attention of a certain twenty year old in Oklahoma, that he has not been writing in his livejournal and his legions of fans are thus left feeling empty and alone. This Okie can no longer deprive the world of hope any longer. So, Voila ( Read more... )