haha David I love you. To kill someone with a slinky, I would pinch their nose between the coils until they suffocated. Just pretend they don't have a mouth and it works out perfectly.
How would I sneak someone across the border using a shrubbery? That's not really too hard to imagine. Wrap them in a slab of shrubbery and let them walk across. Duh. You know those border watcher people never pick up on the walking shrubberies.
Haha. Liz. Anyway, killing someone with a slinky would be remarkably easy. You could get one made out of metal with razor sharp edges, and wrap it around their neck so that you cut their throat. Or you could just use a regular one and either strangle them or hang them. (Isn't this pleasant?) Or you could distract them with the slinky ("see? Look how it walks down stairs all by itself!") and when their full attention is centered on the slinky, jump 'em.
My question is, "How would you insult someone using a kleenex?", for which I answer, write "You are a snot-face" on it in permanent marker.
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How would I sneak someone across the border using a shrubbery? That's not really too hard to imagine. Wrap them in a slab of shrubbery and let them walk across. Duh. You know those border watcher people never pick up on the walking shrubberies.
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My question is, "How would you insult someone using a kleenex?", for which I answer, write "You are a snot-face" on it in permanent marker.
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