We had a terribly exciting Father's Day at Kensington. Nearly died!

( This is what happened. )

My elderly neighbor, Ms. Hanna (she used to teach ceramics at the high school and retired a few years ago - I don't know if anyone remembers her) needs someone to do some yard work around her house. It's usually not that hard - you don't need to be a burly man or a yard care specialist or anything of the sort. She needs someone to ( Read more... )

Guys. Seriously. No one ever calls me to hang out and I am starting to get bored. 248-990-0824. Use it. I am generally an entertaining person, I promise.

on my way to the airport

it's super early in the morning

be back May 13th at 8:48 pm

have a fun two weeks, peeps

I'm sitting here at my desk. It's sunny outside and my window's open so I can hear someone playing scales on a saxophone somewhere nearby, and cars rushing past ( Read more... )

Hopefully a lot of you have seen the "Yes We Can" video featuring Barack Obama. If not ( Read more... )

Okay: Turns out, Meg and Forest decided NOT to go to Hawai'i next year after all, so it turns out that Meg and Petey and I will be staying cozily here in this apartment. We're such a nuclear family ( Read more... )

so next year, meg is quitting school and going to hawai'i to work on an organic farm

all very well and good, but that means that my housing plans for next year are shot

i need a new roommate. or two if they share the GIANT room.

who should i live with??

shoot. i don't want to move.

At this coffee shop, this guy was like, "Hey, will you sit with me?" and I was like, "No, that's okay," but then he said, "I just want to practice my English," and looked really earnest, so I sat with him. It turns out his name is Momo and he's 22, and just moved here from Mali. He speaks only French and very bad English and he told me, "You are so ( Read more... )

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