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I find it someone disconcerting that every.. single.. person at my vet's office, including the vets, keeps referring to my (female!) dog as a "him"--even when they have her right there and they're calling to ask me if they can do an extra treatment.
Shouldn't they be able to tell? They're the experts, right?
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*Twitch*
My mother, my sister, and I were moving a bed down from the attic to assemble.
Now, our attic stairs are steep and narrow and treacherous. They're "servant's stairs," even though I don't think there ever were any servants in this house to climb them.
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Hypocrisy
So I was roaming the intarwebz when I came across this gem. Given that it was a three-year-old response to some blog post, my urge to grind this person's face to powder with my bare hand had to be suppressed due to it being completely impossible.
Instead, I'm'a rant about it. Lucky you.
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Also, we've had a bee's nest. Bees in the attic. Buzzing around outside. The first exterminator we called said they couldn't do it because our house is too tall (??? He said that without even coming out to look, btw). The guy we got to do it was a bit... weird. But he did it and they're gone ( Read more... ) -
Animal Trouble
My dog has a scratched cornea, which is very distressing to her. We need to put a kind of eye drops in it that's really a sort of goop (how is that supposed to go in an eye?). She hates this and resists as much as she's able--and she's a big dog, so that's a problem ( Read more... ) -
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Dreams
Beginning and end. I think it'll still make sense, but the horror part isn't really here yet. If you want to wait for the meat, just don't read past the cut ( Read more... ) -
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The small, timid man watched as the young woman entered the inn. She wore a purple gown that, while loose and short and designed for travel, had once been very ornate and fashionable. Much like the lady herself. Now it was very travel-worn and dirty. Much like the lady herself ( Read more... )