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[anyachan]

Whenever you sleep, spiders run across
Your face, and you don't even know it.

Sleep tight

Comments

[vindonnus]

Ooooo! Sounds good, any go in my mouth?

[thetattooedlady]

Wouldn't surprise me. I tend to attract them, you know? ;-)

And in case you and Kitty have forgotten my invitation, you guys are invited to join us for Japanese cuisine this Saturday in celebration of my 30th bday. :-)

[anyachan]

Well, there is this mystery check we are waiting on, and if it gets here in time, we would love to join you.

If not, then we won't have the gasoline to make it to walmart one town over.

And thus do we exist, day to day.

[thetattooedlady]

Bless your hearts. :-/

[tenshihitomi]

I read a statistic once that everyone swallows x number of spiders in their lifetime. I can't recall what the actual estimate is, though.

[getxoffended]

I thought it was like an average of two spiders a year or something.
I don't know, 64% of statistics are wrong.

Nah, no worries..

[dulcet_discord]

Claim: The average person swallows eight spiders per year.
Status: False.

Read on, pilgrim! ;)
http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.htm

Re: Nah, no worries..

[getxoffended]

Pffft...whatever. People who make up false information are pigfuckers, that's why no one can believe anything anymore.

I read it in a book..of strange facts.

[dulcet_discord]

That's why I sleep with a cat beside my head. She takes care of the creepy crawlies before they get to me ;)

[lammashta]

That actually happened to me once. When I woke up, I had a house spider crawling out of my mouth.

[bean_chan]

O_O