I hate my heart. Always in there pump-pump-pumping away, and it doesn't give a damn if I'm trying to sleep or something. It's all slick and hot...and red. It's absolutely disgusting.

Don't try to trade q-pons for crack, mack daddy whack.

Whenever you sleep, spiders run across
Your face, and you don't even know it.

Sleep tight

(Well, I decided I'm going to write some stuff for young children.)

Paradox paradise,
Washroom mushroom parasol,
An umbrella for mice.
They all parade down halls and
Climb beside skeletal dogs.

Unseelie trickstering,
Mayfair playground ribbonry.
Flickering lightning
Keeps all the people away,
So you can play where no one sees.

Say not, "I have found the truth," but
rather, "I have found a truth."
Say not, "I have found the path of the soul."
Say rather, "I have met the soul walking upon my path."
For the soul walks upon all paths.
The soul walks not upon a line, neither does it grow like a reed.
The soul unfolds itself, like a lotus of countless petals.

--K G

Imagine you're meeting a person for the first time. They don't know anything about you but they want to know as much as they can. Unfortunately you can't tell them. You have to show them who you are by giving them a box of 10 items which represent a part of who you are ( Read more... )

"Those sorority girls think it's -sooooo- funny to drop a cinder block on the head of some guy who just spent half an hour forcing a periscope through a shower drain."

--Duckman

When one records over a previously used blank tape, it's probably a good idea to mark off the previous titles.

I realized this when I found Cat's copy of "Sailor Moon Samurai Reggae."

Mr Stress comes along and says, "I am omnipresent."

And I say, "Yeah, I noticed."

So, my normal mechanism for dealing with stress.

"I'm gonna pull my knees up to my chest here, close my eyes, and wait until one of us is dead!"

So that's what I've been doing for the past six months. -.-;

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