i'm watching one of the earlier episodes of grey's anatomy on Lifetime and realizing why i started watching this show in the first place. it used to be witty and acerbic and awesome before they got all mired in RELAAAAAAATIONSHIPS and AAAAAAAANGST and GUUUUUUUUUUUILT.
Cop: "Do you know how fast you were going, sir?" Heisenberg: "No, but I know where I am!" Cop: "Are you trying to smuggle any agriculture or livestock?" Schroedinger: "There might be a cat in the trunk."