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enough, I suppose
Alright, I've waited long enough. My little song earlier is from "Robin Hood Daffy". I was tempted to give a clue in the form of "Prithee? Hmmm? Prithee?" I was pretty sure that would give it all away, though.
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aaaand the gentleman wins the Rock of Gibraltar!
I found it! I found it!
What, you may ask?
DUCK DODGERS in the 24th and 1/2
CENTURY! -
tupperware booger weasel
I am an enormous Dave Barry fan. I was a fan before I really understood half of what he wrote, before the jokes made sense. They were still funny, proving once and for all to me that humor isn't about topic, isn't about events, isn't about things. Humor simply is. I still don't understand or remember anything really big from the 80's other than ( Read more... ) -
I bet you don't know...
I have a fair degree of certainty that none of my friends can correctly identify the singer and venue of this little ditty, but once I tell you, you'll collectively smack your foreheads and fall to the floor, remembering once you've woken up not to hold blunt instruments whilst reading entries I've written ( Read more... ) -
forget
You forget that no matter how strongly two people feel about each other, no matter how strong their friendship, they're still, fundamentally, two people. People aren't fundamentally good anymore than they're fundamentally evil. They're fundamentally people, and that means a lot more than is usually remembered.
Someone says something they shouldn't ( Read more... ) -
Mr. Shine
Him who mountain crush him no
Him who sun him stop him no
Him who hammer him break him no
Him who fire him fear him no
Him who raise him head above him heart
Him diamond
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rhyme
Jump the rail like a speed of light snail off to help the frail on Oregon Trail.
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Sihaya
I've been wondering if I should even post about this, because I'm not sure how to put it all into words.
I finished Sandworms of Dune this past weekend.
Almost everybody that knows me knows of my almost ludicrous fascination with the Dune universe. Sandworms is the end of the canonical series; that is, it's the last part of the story that Frank ( Read more... ) -
Die Harderer
I've loved Die Hard since I first saw it. I don't know how, but they managed to pack a good story, incredible tension, the kind of action I usually have to watch Arnold to get, and the kind of romance that even a guy, the kind of guy who can't remember which of his children has leukemia and which one has meningitis, the kind of guy who doesn't see ( Read more... ) -
frustrations!
If you drive a luxury SUV, you are going to have to do a lot of work to convince the rest of us that you aren't a dick. Here are a few things that you might want to keep in mind:
- Weaving through 70 mph traffic at 95 mph enforces the idea that anyone who can afford a luxury SUV holds as much regard for their fellow humans as I have for bagworms, ( Read more... )