It's that time again, kids. It's been a while; anybody miss me ( Read more... )

Wow. It's been over a month since I last updated ( Read more... )

Well. That went poorly, to say the least. Last time I attempt a rallying of the troops.

Oh, well. At least you guys read; I must still be worth something if you guys still watch this. And I'll try again some day, after more of you have met my mother. (Though, if not even Christie has enough shit on my mom, I have a problem ( Read more... )

I've decided that the religious oppression has got to stop. I'm sick and tired of this "going to church every Sunday" crap, and I'm sick and tired of my mother running my life ( Read more... )

I saw this in a random person's LJ and thought it was fairly comprehensive, so I stole it. (Man, I love parentheses too much.)

I am: whatever other people see in me - no more, no less. (Same for everyone, really.)
I want: to read, speak, and understand Japanese fluently. (If there's a God in heaven....)
I have: far, far, far too much manga. ( ( Read more... )

Yup, I've got another (vaguely) funny story ( Read more... )

So, who's up for another Yume story? God knows somebody who's reading this has to be ( Read more... )

Yes, a cover of the Disney song. But awesome.

Anyhow. Today I took the English Language and Comp AP test. I'd tell you all about it, but LOLZ I R NOT ALOUD 2 SAY NUFFINK EVAR OR DEYL RIP UP MAI PPR. You know how that goes. (Honestly, how many people keep mum about these things? It's so dumb.)

I'm into another one of those books of Paradise Lost ( Read more... )

Your Penis Name is: Beefy McManstick

Get your own Penis Name

And the answer is yes. If I had a penis, I would definitely call it "Beefy McManstick." Hell, I may just borrow someone else's and call it that.

Oh, that's really gross.

Coincidentally, if I submit "Samantha" instead of "Yume," I get:
Your Penis Name is: Ivan the Terrible

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