So tired of women playing games with me. Never going to find anybody.

So it is early in the morning, and I have a loooooooong day of work ahead of me. I was standing at the urinal in the bathroom a second ago, and there was a guy in one of the stalls taking a dump. Now, don't get me wrong, I don't care if fart noises come out when you're doing your business in there, but when you're saying "oooooooh, aaaaaah, ( Read more... )

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SO sorry I haven't been talking to a lot of my good friends out there, but I barely have time to do anything but go to work and come home everyday. I ride and or wait for the bus three hours a day and that doesn't make much time to do anything else. Not that I hate my job, I just hate riding the god damn bus. Hopefully if I make a big bonus though ( Read more... )

So I have one more day of training then I'll be authorized to sell sattelite. The head of the department trained us on Friday, and man he is an asshole. I don't mean asshole in a bad way though, he is the kind of asshole you can't help but like. Half the people in my training class act like fucking twelve year olds. What I can say is I only like 3 ( Read more... )

I had this pretty messed up dream I forgot to mention. It was about me taking this trip down to Roseburg I think it was, and going to this guy's house about this new light he invented. I wanted to buy one, and it was the only place I could buy it. So I drive up, and start taking a look at one of the lights he has attached to his fence. I get ( Read more... )

Yeah, nothing much has been going on. I had today off and got a haircut, and went and got my check. In a couple of weeks I am going to have enough money saved up to fix my car, which will be nice. I am getting sick and tired of riding the god damn bus. Today, for example, I was sitting down on the bench on Portland Ave having a smoke, and this guy ( Read more... )

So I was waiting in traffic on the way home yesterday, and all of the sudden I hear a clunk sound from my engine. I hit the gas to go, and my car won't accelerate. It turns out that my transmission went out. So now I have to ride the bus for a month until I can save up the money for a new car. Riding the bus sucks.

I get sick of customer service. Today, for example, I was talking to this guy, and not that he wasn't a nice guy, but he wanted to buy a cell phone. So I ask him "Do you have a cell phone right now?" He says no, and that he has never had one. Then proceeds to tell me this five minute long story about how his wife would get in trouble with her boss ( Read more... )

I got a cell phone today. So give me a call if you are so inclined to do so. I get bored at work and a call would brighten my day. 503-957-8418.

Sincerely,
Man with little junk.