i do fuck up a lot. and i do say things i shouldn't say. and i do start things i shouldn't start. but i'm fucking pissed that the people around me, whether friends, foes, or people there because other people they like are there, get pissed that they're getting a taste of their own medicine ( Read more... )

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LOOK WHAT I FOUND

This beauty followed me in my house.

He is starving. He ate two cans of tuna.

And then slept on my bed.


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I hate when toothpaste drops on your shirt. No matter how fast you attend to it, and flush it with water, this white spot magically appears later, crushing your dreams that you've finally beaten the toothpaste demon.

My sister makes the best pancakes, and well anything else. Stupid bitch. JayKay Mal LYLAS!

unspoken x words: you should come make ( Read more... )

i'm always the only asshole on the road who doesn't pull over for emergency vehicles ( Read more... )

who's the dirty cunt who fucked with my email?? all of a sudden my password has been changed.

this past week has been sooooo weird. i dont even know.

Sunday- Megan and I went to the OOB to get Pier fries. Then we wanted pizza from Lisa's so we got that. While we were there we got fried dough and the guy was so hitting on us. And then I told Megan to do him, and then I saw his wedding band. Then he made fun of us because we didn't know how ( Read more... )

oh my god, i just took some nyquil. and im about to pass out. this is great.

i cant sleep. ever. so i thought this would help. and boy has it.

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