*shits everywhere, eats furniture, bites ankles*

*doesn't get blamed*

Apartment 42 : Insanity with Ikea furniture


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I CAN'T.

*paces*

Arg.

*pacepace*

*bangs on everyone's doors*

Grr.

*gnaws on doorframe* Dammit. He's contagious.

La la la...

*innocently chews on the loveseat*

Mmmm, mmm, floral print....

Apartment42 RULEZ. We ArE sO cOoL. Or something. Aha.

*jigjig*

I am not doing the news tonight, fuckers. I am lazy. Yep. *puts feet up on random box-o-stuff*

.....THEODRED LIVES HERE NOW?! *follows him around*

*sobs with joy* I have a home! I don't have to sleep on the streets anymore and sell my body organs and assorted parts so I can have food!

Look, Lily! We have a home now! These nice people are going to let us stay here! Now...go along and pic us out a nice room!

Ok...who's got the booze? I sold a toe so I could buy the pizza...let's party!

*walks in, dragging three screaming puppets behind her, and looks around*

Now, who's in charge of the sedatives here? This one is in dire need of some Valium before he tries to eat fish bowl cleaner again.

Oh yea, Muahahaha! I'm not homeless anymore! Bwhahah!

I AM LIVING INSIDE NOW.

AHAHAHAH.

....

Amrothos, stop chewing on the couch.

::hrms and looks around a moment before snagging a medium-sized room::

"MINE!"

<3

*sprints to biggest bedroom*

Mine. *slams door and unpacks*