So I slipped him a note saying "I want to spend the rest of my life with you... this is a serious proposal. Please be with me forever" in binary, then left abruptly ( Read more... )

After watching another predictable horror flick last night, I thought it was high time to create some form of chart to measure just how close I could predict someone's death. So here it is:

Movie Survival Chart

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The older I get, I realise that with every year that passes, the less I believe in things ( Read more... )

COMPANIONS: Caramon row that boat ashore, hallelujah ( Read more... )

I remember when I was a kid, I was awkward ( Read more... )

Another day, another day Kell has no dollars ( Read more... )

Okay, I've been partying too hardy. Partying too hearty. Whatever the phrase is ( Read more... )

I sit on a throne of lies ( Read more... )

I've grown one year closer to maturity and one year closer to death. Life it seems, is a paradox or maybe even a PARABOLA ( Read more... )