Soy apparently causes homosexuality.

http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53327

Now all the boys making out in Harkness finally makes sense...

Today's Spam:
(a few clicks of the space bar and it poetry!)

Furthermore,
a mortician hesitates,
and a grain of sand is a big
fan of the bartender toward
the senator.
For example,
a raspy
grand
piano
indicates that the tornado
beyond the burglar
secretly admires
the tomato near a pig pen
Casey's Canadians did
rodeo clowns and police!

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That was my brandon smith impression, in case anyone missed it.

I got the job. I start the 24th.

Now I just need to:
find an apartment
weed through my belongings
find a way to get there
and get there.

it's just serving pizza, but it's a job, which means maybe I can stop mooching cigarettes off my mom.

That was a nice little couplet, huh?

Finally, all that cover-letter-editing has paid off and someone wants to interview me.

Send good "goddamn-hire-this-girl" vibes Friday at 10AM- Puh-lease.

I am tired of being a slacker. It's not all it's cracked out to be.

Oh, and read Lipshitz Six by T Cooper. I read over two-hundred pages this morning without even noticing, it's really good.

Project Runway marathon.

I'm set for the day.

fuck pride and corndogarama and athfest and all the other shit I should be doing.

All I need is Tim Gunn.

David Sedaris at Princeton

Reading this, I think I'll put off those cover letters for tomorrow and watch "Mad About You."

Moxie just got stuck in my mesh laundry bag.
Watching her struggle was definately the best part of my day.

I may kill my cats.