The spring semester is almost over.
"The end is extremely fucking nigh."
As such, I need to schedule my fall classes before I leave. That should be easy.

Ha. you'd fucking think so, wouldn't you? Yeah, you would, 'cause that's just the type of thoughtless asshole you are.

Any fucking ways, I need to have this goddamned "academic advising hold" ( Read more... )

Listen all you mother fuckers:

This is not a real update, and not a rant.
Regardless, I hope these comics put some light into your lives (which, but for this livejournal, would be bleak and desolate).
Wow. That was pretentious and unnecessary.

e n j o y


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I have a lava lamp in my room, and I think it adds to the ambiance of my room. A hardcover copy of Oryx and Crake is right next to me. I need to read it by Wednesday.

I have pretty much given up caffeine. Even Coca-Cola. That's a big change. A few weeks ago, I had eleven cokes in one day. Once over April vacation in high school I drank more ( Read more... )

Well, foolz... I don't have anything originally humorous to post.
But...

More?
Later?
I hope so.

If you are in college, you might relate to the following:

I recently received a VISA credit card application in the mail. Printed on the envelope was a generic "instant message" box. The contrived conversation was between two people discussing applying for a credit card.


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Patrick Everson SucksI was a little reluctant to dedicate an entire entry to this kid. I mean, it hardly seems fair to give a person who sucks as much as Patrick Everson his own personal journal entry. But it's important that everyone know how much of a douche this kid is. You could be walking down the street, see Pat, and say "hi" to him, if ( Read more... )

I'm in a class where we read books then meet the authors.
It's called Undead Writers (ETS107).
It was supposed to be an 'easy A.'
Instead, it is an enormous pain in the ass.
The professor of my section is, for lack of a more descriptive term, an asshole.
He is also a vampire. As illustrated below.


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Wrestling is the toughest thing I have ever done.

I'm in college now, and I'm not wrestling. There's a wrestling club, if you could call it that. Me and four or five other former wrestlers, meeting maybe once a week. Wrestle for a little (nobody's in good enough shape to wrestle for more than 'a little'). The mat (one mat) must be from the ( Read more... )

HEY.

Congratulations to Kenny MacIntosh, 112,
4th at DII States [qualifies for All-States]
and 4th at DII North Sectionals,
and 2x Middlesex League Champ.
Kid's only a freaking sophomore, for chrissake.
Well fucking done; if you see him, tell him so.

Also:
Nick Peddle, HVY, 5th DII States, 2nd DII North Sectionals, 2nd Middlesex League.
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Greetings, readers.

Readers: Damn,Paul! You never update this bitch anymore! LOL!
Me: No? Oh, yes. You are correct. Mention that again, see what happens. Maybe I'll gut you, rip out your organs and force-feed them to you. Maybe not. Maybe I'll just flay the flesh off your back. Is that what you want? 'Cause that's what you're gonna get. ( Read more... )