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Yo bitches. I stole this fine ass mother fucker of a quiz from someone else's journal. Totally unoriginal, and shit.

Prepare, foolz... I'mna pop a quiz in yo' ass!

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1. What did you do in 2003 that you'd never done before?Well, where to begin? I killed my first senior citizen. What a rush! I'll have ( Read more... )

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fake update.

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This is more like a fake update than a real update. This update is a robot imposter. It is here to steal your firstborn and eat your soul. It is merciless. It kills without reservation. It probably does other bad stuff as well.

Rants? Real updates?
Later.
But for now...


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Werd out, jive turkeys.

I had all these ideas to do some sort of huge, elaborate, mostly fictional update about the wacky misadventures I've had since my last update on October 27th. Like last time, when I posted Virgil's Latin epic, The Pauleid. But... Most people don't read long entries, and it didn't seem worth it to make this huge made-up ( Read more... )

In place of some sort of serious or meaningful entry, this week's update will be my calculus notes from senior year, digitally remastered and presented to you in the finest possible quality.


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I'm working on a cool update, but I may or may not ever finish it. In the meantime... Everyone likes reruns!

Enjoy:


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So. An update is long overdue. I've got something on the way, and it'll be good, if I ever finish it. But, to keep my faithful readers faithful, I have for your eager eyes this in-between-updates update. As for my unfaithful readers... I'll leave them to Captain Baseball Bat Boy.

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Story of a Dream

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