One reason I'm so clever is because I can tap dance. Think about it. Oh my god.

Wow, they sure don't make 'em like they used to!

Some books contain a LOT of wisdom. (About life.) People never ask the right questions. (Hint: This has happened more than once.)

I wonder about it, and I don't want to rush through it, like a crazy fireball. Just relax.

That's what I WOULD have said. (Like it matters.)

What else could I expect? Everyone laughed. Even "that one".

The whole thing was exciting... but then I got scared.

It happened again!