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Jul 19, 2009 00:00

Just a journal for those who need it. :) Feel free to RP here or anything!

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not_america July 21 2009, 04:18:47 UTC
/masturbates

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not_america July 21 2009, 04:19:07 UTC
/all over the floor

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not_america July 21 2009, 04:19:43 UTC
/all over the wall

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not_america July 21 2009, 04:19:57 UTC
/shoots out the window

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greciangod July 21 2009, 04:20:07 UTC
[watches]

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not_america July 21 2009, 04:20:58 UTC
/doesn't notice Greece and goes to fap into the milk bags

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greciangod July 21 2009, 04:21:48 UTC
[impressed]

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not_america July 21 2009, 04:22:59 UTC
/takes out an ice cube tray

/puts a bunch of popsicle sticks in them

/faps into that

/puts back into the fridge

/still hasn't seen Greece

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greciangod July 21 2009, 04:24:15 UTC
[can't contain himself anymore and jumps on Canada's back, humping him like a horny sheepdog]

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not_america July 21 2009, 04:25:07 UTC
M-M-M-M-MAAAAPLLLLLE!!!

W-W-WHAT---G-G-GREECE! WHAT!! I--ST-STOP THAT, PLEASE!!

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greciangod July 21 2009, 04:26:24 UTC
[keeps going]

Stop what...?

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not_america July 21 2009, 04:29:28 UTC
I-I d-d-didn't see you there!!

*claws at your shirt, sobbing*

O-oh god, please stop, you'rereallyheavyandyou'rechafingmythigh---!!

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greciangod July 21 2009, 04:31:43 UTC
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...DONE!

[rolls off him]

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not_america July 21 2009, 04:33:34 UTC
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*cries on the floor*

A-all I wanted was to make America's life miserable...

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greciangod July 21 2009, 04:34:57 UTC
...by feeding him cumsicles?

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not_america July 21 2009, 04:36:59 UTC
Well, I figured he would say they taste good since they'd taste like maple syrup...

And after he's done eating them all, I'd announce that I made those with my own "juice"...

And he'd be grossed out...

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