part 34 will never let you fall

[aphanon_meme]

Okay! Well. The "new" code isn't perfect, but I guess we'll just have to deal. I'm trying to find other solutions, but so far nothing quite works out well enough. We'll see!

Anyway, please enjoy part 34! :)

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Comments

[anonymous]

*pointing machine gun at you*
Where are you going, China's wife?

[anonymous]

Incest is best.

[formosaplum]

[Have a tiger grabbing your machine gun and then chewing on it]

Don't threaten my older sister, please!

[anonymous]

You too?
I wish my family would go in such lengths to help me score with dudes.

[formosaplum]

What does it have to do with anything? You're pointing a machine gun at my older sister and I will NOT allow it!

[Knocks concubine out with a single hit of her chúi mace]

[oriental_paris]

[... oh, that was her machine gun (that the concubine had stolen from her room) but she supposes that it's better that it is damaged beyond repair than used against her.]

[anonymous]

[If you get a tiger, I get a dragon. Said dragon will be leaping on your tiger now, claws outstretched]
You should be helping me, Taiwan. Viet is being very bad, sneaking off to europe without permission from her brother-husband.

[anonymous]

Taiwan VS Anon Pokemon battle!

[formosaplum]

[Tiger is an experienced hunter. Tiger quickly subdues dragon]

My sister is NOT bad! I trust her intentions FAR more than yours! What with Brother's concubines being all Yan... uh, what was the word? Yanderes? Anyway, that's nuts!

[anonymous]

[Bulbasaur, I choose you. Vine whip! Tie up that tiger!]
Who're you calling yandere, meimei?[flutters eyelashes and smiles sweetly]
You are making a mistake. I want only to please Mr. China, which is what you would want too if you were a good wife and not a debauched little hussy.

[formosaplum]

I do NOT want to be my older brother's bride or wife! And that does NOT make me a hussy!

[Tiger easily chews on Bulbasaur's vines, frees himself and sends him packing]

[anonymous]

Yes, it does. Abnormal witch. How can you be so ungrateful?
[Go go Rapidash! Stab him with your horn, Rapidash!

[anonymous]

Yes, it does. Abnormal witch. How can you be so ungrateful?
[Go go Rapidash! Stab him with your horn, Rapidash!]

[formosaplum]

[Tiger is a determinator. Sends Rapidash packing]

So I'm a harlot just because I want to decide what to do with my life now that I'm out of Brother's house? >3

[anonymous]

[Running out of pets now. Uh oh. Umbreon, poison this monster]
You're not out of China's house yet. And until it's official, if it ever is, you ought to have the decency to be an obedient wife. What makes you think China isn't good enough for you?

[fragrant_harbor]

Taiwan leave them alone.....

I have come out of retirement baby I'm back~