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part 40 reminds me of the babe

Aug 16, 2009 15:14

Good day! (Or night!) Wow, part 40... Why, I remember when this meme was only one part old, and we were discussing whether or not to even post a part 2! Back in those days... *insert nostalgic music here*

Enjoy part 40!

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No sex please, we're Japanese anonymous August 16 2009, 21:09:08 UTC

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2007/mar/14/japan.justinmccurry
http://www.asianoffbeat.com/default.asp?display=548

Durex Global Sex Survey indicates that once again the Japanese have come dead last when it comes to sex among over 26,000 people from 26 countries across the world.

This survey also asked respondents about how satisfied they were with their sex lives:
Nigeria led the way with 67 percent of respondents either mildly satisfied or totally satisfied with their sex
Mexico with 63 percent
India with 61 percent.

When it came to lack of satisfaction:
Japan was at the bottom with only 15 percent saying they are satisfied,
France at 25 percent
Hong Kong at 29 percent.

The French have an average of 120 sex sessions a year, so sexual satisfaction doesn't come simply from frequency. Japan, meanwhile, not only has less sex than anywhere else, the sex that ( ... )

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese anonymous August 16 2009, 21:35:59 UTC

Dreams don't usually still sleep naked next to you after you've awoken.

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese niholoid August 16 2009, 21:39:47 UTC

I do not know how that happened!

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese anonymous August 16 2009, 21:27:21 UTC

So why is it that your people have such painful sex, anyway? Double the world average is rather concerning, don't you think? Perhaps you should look into this...?

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese niholoid August 16 2009, 21:29:37 UTC

No comment.

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese anonymous August 16 2009, 21:31:08 UTC

Awwww, come oooooon. D;

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese niholoid August 16 2009, 21:32:04 UTC

I am not one to divulge such things about my own people.

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese anonymous August 16 2009, 21:36:31 UTC

But your women are in pain, man! Don't you want to help them? Even a little?

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese niholoid August 16 2009, 21:38:06 UTC

I am sure they... can find the information they need on their own...

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese anonymous August 16 2009, 21:42:15 UTC

Still, quite a baffling phenomenon, wouldn't ya say? You should research this.

For the sake of your people science.

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese niholoid August 16 2009, 21:43:30 UTC

Perhaps... I will look into it some more.

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese anonymous August 16 2009, 21:39:11 UTC

If he'd knew he'd tell them. Didn't you hear how loudly he screamed when Greece j-j-jammed it in?

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese anonymous August 16 2009, 21:40:51 UTC

Who didn't hear how loudly he screamed? Damn, who'd have thought Japan was a screamer?

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese anonymous August 16 2009, 21:47:18 UTC

Greece was practically deaf for a week.

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese anonymous August 16 2009, 21:37:57 UTC

Is this why so many people get molested in trains or get upskirted in your house?

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese niholoid August 16 2009, 21:41:10 UTC

I am sure this happens everywhere.

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