part 40 reminds me of the babe

[aphanon_meme]

Good day! (Or night!) Wow, part 40... Why, I remember when this meme was only one part old, and we were discussing whether or not to even post a part 2! Back in those days... *insert nostalgic music here*

Enjoy part 40!

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No sex please, we're Japanese

[anonymous]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2007/mar/14/japan.justinmccurry
http://www.asianoffbeat.com/default.asp?display=548

Durex Global Sex Survey indicates that once again the Japanese have come dead last when it comes to sex among over 26,000 people from 26 countries across the world.

This survey also asked respondents about how satisfied they were with their sex lives:
Nigeria led the way with 67 percent of respondents either mildly satisfied or totally satisfied with their sex
Mexico with 63 percent
India with 61 percent.

When it came to lack of satisfaction:
Japan was at the bottom with only 15 percent saying they are satisfied,
France at 25 percent
Hong Kong at 29 percent.

The French have an average of 120 sex sessions a year, so sexual satisfaction doesn't come simply from frequency. Japan, meanwhile, not only has less sex than anywhere else, the sex that

Re: timing oh gosh

[niholoid]

Perhaps I will look into it...

Re: timing oh gosh

[niholoid]

[ OH MY GOD WHAT DID YOU JUST DO- ]

Ah.

Re: He should ask Russia for advice

[anonymous]

The Japanese invested in giving people money for making babies.

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese

[lion_guardant]

*cackles madly, writes down the figures to show off to France*

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese

[anonymous]

...did you not retrieve Big Ben?

ah, sir, it is so lovely to see you again

secretly prefers if Sir England remains as Britannia

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese

[lion_guardant]

I did not.

Hee.

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese

[anonymous]

Wait a tic, didn't Carmen Sandiego return, er, BIG BEN? :|

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese

[lion_guardant]

to...to Iceland. *sulking*

girlhood evacuee

[anonymous]

I wonder what your scores were?

And you probably don't want to show him those, or he'll think you're interested in his sex life.

Re: girlhood evacuee

[lion_guardant]

.................I'm sure my scores were much better!

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese

[cestfrancais]

And who told you that, my fair anon? Most likely Angleterre, for I know he is quite jealous of my escapades...

Ohohoho....

[sob]

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese

[anonymous]

don't you mean she?

now's the time to up your scores, dude