part 40 reminds me of the babe

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Good day! (Or night!) Wow, part 40... Why, I remember when this meme was only one part old, and we were discussing whether or not to even post a part 2! Back in those days... *insert nostalgic music here*

Enjoy part 40!

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No sex please, we're Japanese

[anonymous]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2007/mar/14/japan.justinmccurry
http://www.asianoffbeat.com/default.asp?display=548

Durex Global Sex Survey indicates that once again the Japanese have come dead last when it comes to sex among over 26,000 people from 26 countries across the world.

This survey also asked respondents about how satisfied they were with their sex lives:
Nigeria led the way with 67 percent of respondents either mildly satisfied or totally satisfied with their sex
Mexico with 63 percent
India with 61 percent.

When it came to lack of satisfaction:
Japan was at the bottom with only 15 percent saying they are satisfied,
France at 25 percent
Hong Kong at 29 percent.

The French have an average of 120 sex sessions a year, so sexual satisfaction doesn't come simply from frequency. Japan, meanwhile, not only has less sex than anywhere else, the sex that

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese

[cestfrancais]

Oh, is she still missing Big Ben? I simply assumed since my own Tour Eiffel was returned...

Perhaps we could up them right now, ma petite! ♥

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese

[anonymous]

b-but I just got married! My anon spouse disapproves of cheating!

[skips away]

Vous êtes un homme étonnant!

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese

[cestfrancais]

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese

[anonymous]

Don't cry-I complimented you! You are an amazing man! But I think you should go after her..

Okay, okay. Embrasse moi?

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese

[cestfrancais]

[holds you tenderly]

Ah, anon, you are too kind.

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese

[anonymous]

[hugs] 'S okay, man. You can raise low scores if you work hard enough.

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese

[cestfrancais]

I think we should work on it right now, non?

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese

[anonymous]

[your double entendre]

[her head]

Hm? Sure, why not. :D

First of all, did you read the article? It said that both men and women complained about not having enough time with their partners. Have you had any trouble with that?

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese

[cestfrancais]

[slinks an arm around your shoulders]

Mmmhmm. Do go on!

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese

[anonymous]

You have lots of sex but you're not satisfied by it. It actually makes sense to me.

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese

[cestfrancais]

It is...difficult, but oui.

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[tiny_limey]

I've been looking for you. Hah.

[clings to leg]

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese

[cestfrancais]

...you are look quite small today, Angleterre.

[raises a brow]

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[tiny_limey]

[clings harder]

I'm not that small!
And what's up with that daft looking beard anyway.

[bites leg]

Re: No sex please, we're Japanese

[cestfrancais]

Ack!

[shakes England off of his leg]