part 42 knows the answer

[aphanon_meme]

Maybe I was dreaming but I could've sworn it wasn't close to maxing before I went to bed... oh well, you guys are crazy/awesome. Umm... well... that's all for now! I'm off to eat spaghetti. Nommm.

Enjoy part 42~

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[anonymous]

[anonymous]

*takes a Hershey's*

[attaturk]

Doesn't say it's for someone in particular...

[makes a face at the hearts, but takes a good bit for himself]

http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/11881.html?thread=103895657#t103895657

[tourkokratia]

*goes up and gives a pathetic, half-hearted kick*

[attaturk]

[looks down and frowns]

...The hell, brat? Didn't even feel that! You gettin' weaker or somethin'?

[tourkokratia]

No...

*mumbles something about Canada and sheds and getting beaten up by cats*

...And he wants me to ask you to join us.

[attaturk]

...

[only caught something about Canada in all that mumbling and bristles]

"Join us"? Dunno what you've gotten into, brat, but you keep away from that guy! Don't trust him!! ...Not that I care about you or anything! Jus' keep away from that bastard!

[tourkokratia]

You can't talk about him like that, he's my comrade!

*completely ignoring the fact that he himself thinks the same thing about Canada*

And at least he shows me cartoons.

[attaturk]

I'll say whatever I want abo--!! ...Where the hell did you learn that word?!

[grabs him and shakes him hard]

The fuck have you gotten into, brat?! What kinda cartoons has that bastard been showin' you?!

[tourkokratia]

OW!

*aims a foot right for his face*

I haven't gotten into anything, you jerk! They were just cartoons about squirrels building a society where everyone was equal and all acorns are distributed evenly among THE GLORIOUS SQUIRREL COMRADES!

[attaturk]

[winces and rubs at his face] Damn brat.

Tell me, you little punk: you ever seen squirrels do somethin' like that?! It's a damn cartoon. S'not real!!

[tourkokratia]

*trying to twist out of his grasp*

Of course squirrels don't do that. Stupid old man. But their ideas can be used in our society.

[attaturk]

[tightens his grip and swings Greece up to sit on his shoulders piggy-back style]

Oh! The squirrels' ideas can be used in our society, huh?! You plannin' on livin' in trees, then?! Fightin' over nuts and hibernating every winter?! Tell me more about these squirrels, brat.

[tourkokratia]

*clings to his head, fingers clenched in his hair tightly*

The squirrels all own the tree. They collect acorns together and then divide them up equally. I like that cause then it means I don't have to be your slave anymore.

*bops him a good one to drive the point home*

[attaturk]

[glares ahead of him]

Yeah?! But what if one squirrel gotta lot more acorns? S'not fair if he does more work an' doesn't get all his acorns!! An', damn brat, you're not--!

[winces at the hit and growls]

Quit that! If ya want everything to be equal ya know that means ya can't do that to me, don't ya?!

[tourkokratia]

But if that squirrel has more acorns than he needs and another squirrel's acorns got eaten by a tiger, then it's not fair for him to be hungry if the first squirrel's just being greedy!

...so are you gonna join? I won't hit you anymore if you're my comrade.

*also completely ignoring the fact that he has and will continue to hit Canada*