part 42 knows the answer

[aphanon_meme]

Maybe I was dreaming but I could've sworn it wasn't close to maxing before I went to bed... oh well, you guys are crazy/awesome. Umm... well... that's all for now! I'm off to eat spaghetti. Nommm.

Enjoy part 42~

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Comments

[anonymous]

[attaturk]

...Brat, if that squirrel's dumb enough to have its acorns eaten by a tiger, I think the first squirrel has the right not to havta share with him.

Don't think I could join somethin' so inherently stupid! 'Specially that's based on a cartoon about squirrels An' ya'd probably jus' hit me anyway, damn brat, ya never change!

[tourkokratia]

You're the stupid one.

*bop bop bop*

You're just a grumpy old stinky tiger who doesn't even know how to share!

*bop*

[attaturk]

Hey!! The hell did I just say...!

[gives him a jerk as if he's going to drop him]

You quit hittin' me! An' better a tiger than a damn squirrel! What'll happen to your acorns if I jus' decide to eat you right now?! Huh?!

[tourkokratia]

*squeaks and clings on tighter*

...I don't wanna be eaten! Don't put me in the shed again!

[attaturk]

...Not gonna eat you. Probably'd taste disgusting. But what the hell do you mean - the shed? Never put ya in a shed!!

[tourkokratia]

You said you were deciding to eat me! But I'm not gonna let any tigers or cats eat me.

...Can you get rid of all my cats?

[attaturk]

Well, that was jus' to show you how stupid it is to follow a squirrel's advice!

...What? Get rid of your cats? All of 'em?! But ya love those damn things!!

[tourkokratia]

But you don't! You should be happy I wanna get rid of them!

[attaturk]

Well, yeah, then!! Fine! S'not like I haven't wanted to do it for a while! ...But what the hell was that shed you mentioned, brat?!

[growls]

What the hell've you been gettin' into?!

[tourkokratia]

I was...

...I'm not telling you about the shed! You'll probably lock me in there with scary cats too!

[attaturk]

Dammit, brat! Jus' said I'd get rid of 'em for ya! Why the hell would I lock ya up with 'em?!

...Wait. That what happened to you? Ya got locked up with your cats or somethin'?

[tourkokratia]

They weren't my cats! They were mean and wouldn't stop biting me! See?

*rolls up a sleeve to show all the wounds that Canada had bandaged up*

[attaturk]

[stares at the wounds grimly]

Huh. An' ya really call that bastard "Comrade" then? Ya really think that's equal, brat? That what the squirrels in the cartoon did?

[tourkokratia]

...No...

But what would you know about it?

*takes a pamphlet out of his pocket and hands it over*

You should read this and talk to Brother Canada. Then you can tell me how much you don't like it.

[attaturk]

What would I know? Already know plenty about it!!

[takes the pamphlet with a sneer, gives it a cursory glance, and tears it in two]

Definitely be talkin' to that sick bastard! Know it's fuckin' stupid, though, brat, and you're jus' lookin' more an' more that way, too if ya go along with it!!