part 42 knows the answer

[aphanon_meme]

Maybe I was dreaming but I could've sworn it wasn't close to maxing before I went to bed... oh well, you guys are crazy/awesome. Umm... well... that's all for now! I'm off to eat spaghetti. Nommm.

Enjoy part 42~

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[anonymous]

[tourkokratia]

...

*takes out another pamphlet for him*

At least it's better than living with an old man like you.

*gives his head a little squeeze though*

And I never get yelled at. Or have to eat your gross food.

*squeeze*

And I don't have to belong to you anymore...

[attaturk]

[sighs and stuffs the pamphlet in a pocket to throw away later]

Oh, yeah, 'cause ya actually like the shed, then, brat?! An' ya really don't want any of my "gross" food? Well, more for me!!

[digs around in his pocket for a bit of the candy he'd snatched earlier and holds it up for Greece]

If ya like that bastard so much, fine!! Ya can go an' find him, then.

[makes no move to let Greece down]

[tourkokratia]

I'd rather stay in the shed than have to look at your face every day.

*takes the candy and pops it into his mouth*

And I will! Or he'll find me. ...He always does.

*chewing on the candy, tugging at Turkey's hair like he's protesting and wanting down, but putting as much effort into it as his shin-kick earlier*

[attaturk]

Some shed, then! Kinda jealous. If only I could scare ya the same way...!

Well, I hope you're happy with him, then, brat!! You'll have all the dark sheds and killer cats ya want! Sounds like a dream!

[yawns, pretending he doesn't even feel anything, and starts walking along]

Well! I got places to be, but I'm sure you'll meet up with that bastard later!

[tourkokratia]

I get scared every time you talk. Your breath can kill anything.

*stills and just continues holding on*

Fine, then. Leave. I don't wanna have to be around you any longer.

[attaturk]

Huh!! Well! Guess I'll just haveta keep on talkin' then!! S'funny, though, news to me I had that kinda power!

[whistles, but keeps a firm grip on Greece making sure he can't get down]

An' I'm leavin', believe me! Just on my way out!!

[tourkokratia]

Why can't you just shut up?

*rests chin on the top of his head*

Go on, get outta here. I don't want you in our communist club anyway.

[attaturk]

When I know how much ya love the sound of my voice?! Not a chance!!

[hides a laugh, but ambles along]

I'm goin', I'm goin'!! Keep your damn club; wouldn't even want to join.

[anonymous]

you should give the heart to greece. or bulgaria. or your girlfriend.

i'm sure any of them would appreciate it.

[attaturk]

Huh!! Not touchin' any of those damn hearts! If Greece or Bulgaria want 'em, I'd like to see 'em come get 'em, though!! ...An' I don't have a girlfriend.

[eyes the hearts again before grinning and patting a pocket]

But I got some kisses for someone I kinda like...! If ya know what I mean!

[anonymous]

but i'm sure they would love them if they came from you!

and would you care to go into more detail about that second part?

[attaturk]

Ha!! You makin' some kinda joke?! They'd love 'em about as much as I'd love givin' 'em one which is not at all!

Aww, but, Anon, tellin' ya'd ruin the surprise!!

[anonymous]

but don't you want to improve relations with them? patch up all these years of fighting?

aww! come on! you can tell your old pal anon.

[attaturk]

...Somehow, I don't think a candy heart's exactly the way to go. An' if they wanna patch things up they can damn well say so!!

[takes out a Hershey kiss and gives it a look]

Weeeell...! Might be a lady I think could use a kiss, Anon~! But I'm trustin' ya, so don't go out tellin' her!!

[anonymous]

it's always the first step~
plus i think you should start the patching up first. you're the one that invaded them and whatnot.

now how can i go tell her if you're being vague about the lady! there's hundreds of ladies around these parts.