part 54 went upstairs to kiss a fella

[aphanon_meme]

\o/ Good job on maxing, guys! I hope everyone is doing okay today! Sort of random, but is the jumprope rhyme "Cinderella Dressed in Yella" used in other countries, or is it more of a USA thing? I was thinking about this rhyme today for some reason

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Sex-ed with big sister France

[fillegentille]

Please feel free to ask me any questions you have about the art of lovemaking! I will be more than happy to answer.

And that anonyme I was educating before... I am very sorry for leaving you high and dry~! Perhaps I can make it up to you someday, oui?

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[fillegentille]

[raises hands]

Miss France, Miss France!

[reading off some scribbled notes]

What's a... clitoris?

Re: Sex-ed with big sister France

[fillegentille]

It is the most wonderful thing. Would you like me to show you where it is?

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[fillegentille]

Wonderful? How so?

Um, I guess so, if you wouldn't mind?

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[fillegentille]

[feels up]

[thoroughly]

Do you understand now, ma poule?

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[fillegentille]

[pants and leans against you]

I don't know but - [pantpant] I think so!

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[fillegentille]

[feels up some more] How about now?

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[pureheartedperv]

Well...how do you handle having a significant other that is so focused on work that he is hardly ever in the mood for such things? I'm not always successful in seducing him...[blush]

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[fillegentille]

You must tease him, Hongrie! Get him very worked-up, and then leave him, and get him worked-up again, and then leave him, and repeat until all he can think of is making love to you~

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[pureheartedperv]

That's where the trouble is...I don't know how to get him excited...

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[fillegentille]

where exactly is the...fabled g-spot Miss France?

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[fillegentille]

Inside the vagina, at the top, about five centimeters in ♥ You must stroke it very firmly, or the sweet lady you are making love to will get nothing from the experience.

Re: Sex-ed with big sister France

[fillegentille]

Diff anon but-

Is there any lady in particular you'd love to do that to? Make her squirm and jerk and moan and-

... *fans herself*

[fillegentille]

Hmmm... Espagne, perhaps, or les Italiens. Perhaps all at the same time, but I do not have enough hands, oui?

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[sharpprincess]

What's sex? A-and 'lovemaking'?

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[young_prosvita]

-scoops her up-

Y-you'll learn when you're older!