part 55 is trapped in a B horror movie

[aphanon_meme]

... I'm watching a terrible "horror" film right now. Ghost Voyage - not... well it's just really bad and boring and I'm not sure why I'm watching it. Oh well - please enjoy part 55!

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[bake_einsamcake]

Meme, the days are getting shorter and the wind is getting colder; autumn is coming. With it every year comes the danger of people laying off their workout routine and, consequently, losing their fitness. Let us prevent this by following a simple plan that comprises everybody spending about an hour per workday on physical activities. This is alredy enough to make a tremendous difference.

3 x per week: Go jogging / nordic walking for ~45 minutes
2 x per week: Go swimming / working out at the gym / participating in a team sport for 1 1/2 hours

2 x per week: Active relaxation, e. g. yoga, tai chi or Jacobson's muscle relaxation

This should be manageable for everybody. I expect anyone who experiences problems to report on them. Please also mind your diet - don't let yourselves be tempted by the cold seasons' sweet treats.
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Amerika, playing wii fit games is not an acceptable alternative.

This is all for now.

Russland, I urgently need to speak to you. Please give me notice when you come back. Here's hoping to us not missing

Re: Why is it I never notice my HTML cock-ups before it's too late?!

[bake_einsamcake]

Well, as long as you are sure of that.

Just... call me or something if you need help putting together a workout plan.

Re: Why is it I never notice my HTML cock-ups before it's too late?!

[lumberjack_me]

Duly noted. I do admire your pecs.

I mean. *ahem*

Re: Why is it I never notice my HTML cock-ups before it's too late?!

[bake_einsamcake]

...

Alright.

Ah, see you!

[goodoldrebel]

[also pulls you into both a kiss and an embrace]

[and if you feel something else pressing against you, pay it no mind]

[lumberjack_me]

----Mmph!

[oh god is that a blunted bayonet in his pants, or...]

Oh dear.

Mount Logan is awake. AWKWARRRRRDDDD

[goodoldrebel]

[he pulls away momentarily to, well, dance a few quick moves]

~~♥~~

[but now he's back again, and is forcefully unbuttoning your shirt]

[lumberjack_me]

[is left breathless and, well, speechless]
[observes the dance, squinting]

[is mauled, and struggles valiantly] H-hey...! I don't think I'm entirely--mmph--comfortable with thiiiiissss....

IF YOU WANT ME TO STOP JUST SAY oh god i'm sorry

[goodoldrebel]

[gives up and just tugs it open, sending many of your buttons flying]

[proceeds to simultaneously assault your nipples with his tongue and fumble with your trousers]

You should know I'm an e-hor... but I'm sorry too ;3;

[lumberjack_me]

[gasps and arches, still struggling half-heartedly... I mean, the guy is humming "Dixie" during foreplay... D:]

we can be sorry together

[goodoldrebel]

[still going at it with your, ahem, plains]

[but downstairs he has managed to uncover that mountain, and he's desperately pumping away at it while grinding himself on your thigh]

♥ ♥

J-Reb's a hot piece; I don't mind. ;)

[lumberjack_me]

[mouth half-open in dazed, caught-off-guard pleasure]

[just grabs Johnny by the hair and holds on for dear life]

Ohshi---

so wrong on so many levels, but I cannot argue [1/2]

[goodoldrebel]

[harder, harder, and harder still, until]

Nnnn!

[2/2]

[goodoldrebel]

Ahh...

Ah. Eso era bueno...mi amor.

Re: [2/2]

[lumberjack_me]

OHGOSH---

[yeah, that really just happened.]

...wait,¿Qué?

Re: [2/2]

[goodoldrebel]

Eso era...bueno?

[would interpretive dance help more? possibly...]

[his pants have got to be uncomfortable now, but he stands and does a quick jig anyway]