part 80 will show you what shoes to wear

[aphanon_meme]

How to fix your hair, everything that really counts~ Can you believe it's been 80 parts? And what... almost 9 months? We've been around almost long enough to have a baby. A weird, weird... weird baby.

Happy part 80! :)

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[attaturk]

[standing uncomfortably in the middle of ToysЯUs, looking around for something to buy]

[attaturk]

Vibrators. Every kid I know wants one.

[attaturk]

Every child you know want one, too?

[attaturk]

hannah montana *3*

[attaturk]

Ehhh, sounds like a girl's name. Don't think he'd like that!

[attaturk]

But she's beautiful! Her music is awesome!

[attaturk]

[covers his ears after 30 seconds]

Not tryin' to give the kid nightmares, Anon!

[setosnicegirl]

Are you getting a present for TRNC, Mr. Turkey?

[attaturk]

Yeah! Gotta get him somethin' nice!

[setosnicegirl]

What does he like? Maybe you can base your present off of that?

[attaturk]

Well ya know, typical stuff for a kid! Sweets, messin' around, climbin' trees, teasing Greece - that's my boy! - ehhh, maybe somethin' with monsters or somethin'...

[setosnicegirl]

Give him toys like a soccer ball or a truck. If you want him to scare people, give him toy bugs and a monster mask.

[attaturk]

Hey, yeah!! That other one beat Bulgaria at football, guess he'd like one too! An' s'less expensive than a video game!

[setosnicegirl]

I'm glad to help! Bye now~

[attaturk]

Thanks very much, Miss!

[ohnobulgaria]

Sharp knives and lead paint.