part 81 is in the window

[aphanon_meme]

... I can't decide if that's supposed to sound creepy or not. Oh well. Sorry for the delay in updating, by the way - I've been busy today!

Enjoy part 81! :)

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Comments

so pretty

[anonymous]

Re: so pretty

[provostcaptain]

Only girls are pretty.

Re: so pretty

[anonymous]

You're just jealous because you're not pretty like France is.

Re: so pretty

[provostcaptain]

That's a lie.

I'm handsome. Why would I ever need t'be pretty?

recaptcha: ugly brit, omg.

[anonymous]

Pretty guys are pretty and handsome. Handsome guys are just handsome. Pretty guys have the appeal of both!

[siiiiiiiigh]

hdu say something like that, recaptcha. hdu.

[provostcaptain]

...Pretty guys are wimpy. 'andsome guys are strong. End ah story.

recaptcha is so rude

[anonymous]

France isn't wimpy!

Really, your jealousy of him is just... bursting through your pantaloons here.

i agree, gawd

[provostcaptain]

'm not jealous.

"several stomped" well at least it knows it's gonna get beat up

[anonymous]

Compelling argument.

You are SO jealous. Otherwise why bother with being so defensive about France being called pretty, hm? Jealous he gets more ladies ... and guys?

B| [cracks knuckles]

[provostcaptain]

I'm not jealous about him getting more guys.

[scowls like mad]

...Or ladies! [as an afterthought]

Re: so pretty

[anonymous]

Someone's jealous.

Re: so pretty

[provostcaptain]

You should've said that you were, love. I'm sure France kin fix ye up some 'ow.

[anonymous]

I meant you, ferret-brows.

Just because you the mirror shatters from the sheer force of your ugliness every time you triy to comb your hair, doesn't mean you can put France down.

[provostcaptain]

Th'lookin' glass doesn't shatter one bit, brat. Twas like that when I stole bought it. 'm not jealous of that frog, an' that's all ye need t'know.

Now bug off.

[anonymous]

A likely tale. Your jealously for him is so obvious, and I don't blame you- he's twice the man, and nation, you'll ever be.

[provostcaptain]

Jus' because 'e fucks everythin' that moves and doesn't move dosen't mean 'e's any more man than me. Or any more nation than me. 'm th'one with th'grand empire, not 'im. Much.