part 99 is cleaning the chimney

[aphanon_meme]

I'm sorry for yet another delay in a new part! I did some last minute Christmas gift things today, haha. Last minute is somehow more fun for me. By the way, if we end up maxing on Christmas or (though it'd be soon?) Christmas Eve, I should be able to get a new part up somewhat quick, depending on how long it takes me to get online to see

Comments

[skankanon]

Dear Santa Meme:

I've been good this year, so can I have America, wearing nothing but a gift bow, under my Christmas tree?

Love,
Skanky

PS I also need tequila

[skankanon]

[burgersex]

NO

[skankanon]

Um, you are not one of the Americas I'd want, no offense.

...gimme tequila!

[burgersex]

Well you're definitely not getting anything from me now!!

[skankanon]

Dude, don't be that way--TIS THE SEASON FOR BOOZE.

[burgersex]

You're getting coal this year!!

[skankanon]

Oh, well, that's convenient, isn't it, I can just burn it once I get cold?

Hey! But you know what would make me warmer? A bottle of tequila. Come on. You don't want to be the only non awesome America, do you?

[burgersex]

This is like peer pressure!!

... But I guess I can give you some.

[skankanon]

Yaaaaay! I've gotten everything I want this year! ♥

You're awesome! ♥

[burgersex]

Aww, thanks, I know I am! You're awesome too!!

dear skankanon

[skankanon]

No,

but you may have a razor.

Love,
Anon.

Re: dear skankanon

[skankanon]

Thanks, I'll shank Santa if he doesn't give me America anyway.

Re: dear skankanon

[skankanon]

There are better ways to use it!

Re: dear skankanon

[skankanon]

...like what?!

I may be forced to listen to you on this, as I have unexpectedly been gifted with what I wanted.

[notnotawesome]