I was at a fair, and they were having a contest. It said, 'Guess how many jelly beans there are in the jar, and you win a prize.' And I was like 'Ah c'mon, man, lemme just have some. Tell you what, you guess how many I want... if you said a handful, you are right.'... I love Mitch Hedberg. Anyway. Good job breaking LJ! Remember when like... 1
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Come out, come out, wherever you are...
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Shh! My son is black and blue thanks to him, and thinks he did something wrong because he has to live with that horrible man!
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*whispers* Can I have some...?
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[hands over a regected--but tasty nonetheless--piece of candy]
Now keep quiet, dear, alright?
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Is that how you beat Persia
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Sadiq is Sadiq.
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