part 107 jellybeans in the jar

Jan 05, 2010 22:04

I was at a fair, and they were having a contest. It said, 'Guess how many jelly beans there are in the jar, and you win a prize.' And I was like 'Ah c'mon, man, lemme just have some. Tell you what, you guess how many I want... if you said a handful, you are right.'... I love Mitch Hedberg. Anyway. Good job breaking LJ! Remember when like... 1 ( Read more... )

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palaiomator January 6 2010, 07:10:56 UTC
[a plate of Turkish Delight is sitting suspiciously in the middle of the meme]

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Be vewwy vewwy quiet, I'm hunting Turkeys palaiomator January 6 2010, 07:11:49 UTC
[mutters]

Come out, come out, wherever you are...

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Re: Be vewwy vewwy quiet, I'm hunting Turkeys palaiomator January 6 2010, 07:12:34 UTC
what did he even do to you

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Re: Be vewwy vewwy quiet, I'm hunting Turkeys palaiomator January 6 2010, 07:14:25 UTC
[whispers]

Shh! My son is black and blue thanks to him, and thinks he did something wrong because he has to live with that horrible man!

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Re: Be vewwy vewwy quiet, I'm hunting Turkeys tourkokratia January 6 2010, 07:14:57 UTC
*hides with you*

*whispers* Can I have some...?

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Re: Be vewwy vewwy quiet, I'm hunting Turkeys palaiomator January 6 2010, 07:19:42 UTC
Ah, sure, dear, here's an extra from when I made them.

[hands over a regected--but tasty nonetheless--piece of candy]

Now keep quiet, dear, alright?

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Re: Be vewwy vewwy quiet, I'm hunting Turkeys tourkokratia January 6 2010, 07:21:17 UTC
*sits down to quietly munch while they wait for a Turkey*

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pellucere January 6 2010, 07:12:07 UTC
In before Edmund Pevensie.

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palaiomator January 6 2010, 07:20:06 UTC
I'm glad I'm not the only one who instantly thinks of him whenever they hear/see that...

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pellucere January 6 2010, 07:21:10 UTC
Yeahhh we're cool like that, anon

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hahahahaha palaiomator January 6 2010, 07:20:47 UTC
One of Sadiq's henchmen, eh? I'll be on the lookout, thank you, dear!

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<3! pellucere January 6 2010, 07:24:45 UTC
Glad to help. He really is a fiend for Turkish delight, Edmund is.

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palaiomator January 6 2010, 07:14:16 UTC
BRILLIANT STRATEGY

Is that how you beat Persia

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palaiomator January 6 2010, 07:17:02 UTC
Ahh, nostalgia... No, I beat Persia by ramming his boats to smithereens with my superior triremes! Glorious...<3

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palaiomator January 6 2010, 07:15:20 UTC
Oh my, this will attract Turkeys from all timelines though. Do want.

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palaiomator January 6 2010, 07:17:40 UTC
[shrugs]

Sadiq is Sadiq.

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