part 107 jellybeans in the jar

[aphanon_meme]

I was at a fair, and they were having a contest. It said, 'Guess how many jelly beans there are in the jar, and you win a prize.' And I was like 'Ah c'mon, man, lemme just have some. Tell you what, you guess how many I want... if you said a handful, you are right.'... I love Mitch Hedberg. Anyway. Good job breaking LJ! Remember when like... 1

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[bubbleteatime]

America, America! China said he was leaving the meme for like a really, really, really long time and, and that means that no one will be out to get me and that you don't owe him a lot of money, so you don't have to worry about him anymore!

[mapleontop]

Well, that's absolutely wonderful news for America, but I'm not him.

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[bubbleteatime]

...

[bubbleteatime]

Oh my god, Canada, I'm so sorry! I thought, I mean--!

[mapleontop]

I-It's... okay. Everybody does it.

[ W-Woe. ]

[bubbleteatime]

E-ehehe. Don't you think it's pretty cool, though? If you keep it up long enough, you might be able to boss other people around! Like... hmm... England! Or Korea!

orz

[civil_pirate]

Boss who around?

oho.

[bubbleteatime]

You, sir!

Wait... [a-ahahaha]

Re: oho.

[civil_pirate]

I see. Who is this threat person you speak of?

Re: oho.

[bubbleteatime]

... Mm, I dunno. Who are we talking about again?

Re: oho.

[civil_pirate]

You were going to tell me that since you seem like a well-informed charming young lady who wouldn't hide things from me.

Apologies, I didn't quite catch your name.

[bubbleteatime]

Charming... mm, that's right! I'm the sexy and charming Taiwan! It's okay if you haven't heard about me, though. I'm independent from China now, didja know? Well, kinda. He just left!

[mapleontop]

Uhm, well... maybe. I don't really like bossing people around though. I'd like to boss America around someday though.

[bubbleteatime]

What? Well, I've always wanted to boss people around...

Hmm? Did you say something?

[mapleontop]

I should boss China and Korea around. They just... sorta... crashed at my house, after all. I can't boss Ukraine around though... because she's... sorta... yeah...

[ Insert Ukraine fantasy here. ]

[bubbleteatime]

Yeah, they did, but you like me, right right? 'Cause I'm helping you with that vaccine and stuff!

... [ waves her hand in front of Canada's face ]